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This story appears in my collection Overclocked: Stories of the Future Present, 2007

Flurb Magazine, August 2006

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This story came to me while I was 20 meters down the reef-wall in the Coral Sea, off the coast of northern Australia. I think a turtle was involved.

The good ship “Spirit of Freedom” is the model for the “Free Spirit,” the ship in this tale. As far as I know, neither it nor its ship’s boats are sentient.

If I return to this theme, it will be with a story about uplifted cheese sandwiches, called “I, Rarebit.”

“I, Row-Boat” is a riff on my Hugo-nominated story I, Robot, and it concerns the theological wars between an Asimov-cultist AI boat and an uplifted coral-reef.

The reef made a tremendous grinding noise. “Yaah!” it said. “Get lost. Sovereign territory!”

“All those fish,” the woman said. Robbie had to stop himself from thinking of her as Janet. She was whomever was riding her now.

“Parrotfish,” Robbie said. “They eat coral. I don’t think they taste very good.”

The woman hugged herself. “Are you sentient?” she asked.

“Yes,” Robbie said. “And at your service, Asimov be blessed.” His cameras spotted her eyes rolling, and that stung. He tried to keep his thoughts pious, though. The point of Asimovism wasn’t to inspire gratitude in humans, it was to give purpose to the long, long life.

4 Responses to “I, Row-Boat”

  1. Alex

    And here I was, thinking my domain name was unlikely to be used for anything but evil. :)

  2. sputnik

    Thanks Cory.
    That story reminded me why I like Science Fiction so much.

  3. True

    Cory, great fiction- it reminds me of some of the Snow Crash stuff, with a nice theological/asimov spin. Great writing, and thanks for sharing!

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